Kylie Jenner and Jenna Marbles Just Casually Hanging Out Together Playing With Their Dogs On This Beautiful Monday Morning

Well Kylie Jenner just did me dirty. I mean I’ve been singing her praises non stop lately. Ranting and raving how much I want to see her in a sex tape and this is the thanks I get? She’s just hanging out with my arch enemy Jenna Marbles playing with their dogs. And make no mistake about it. This was no accident. Just more of the Marbles passive aggressive diabolical behavior on display. I hate the fact that I’m so fucking jealous right now. You stupid ass mega star Marbles! I INVENTED THE PIANO NECKTIE! I DID! I should be hanging out with Kylie Jenner not you! Just get me in the damn living room! There is no way that pussy Tiga is funny like I am. No fucking chance. I’ll woo her pants right the fuck off. Chicks love slightly balding media moguls with senses of humor. Do you even own Twitter stock Marbles? It’s up 7% today. Learn how to invest!

PS – Here is fact. Kermit liked me more than Marbles.  Ask anybody.  He’d hang out in my office all day and cry when Marbles came to take him home because he knew I was the man and his mother was a devious cunt.

Double PS – Stella show these clowns how to do Halloween.  Game over.  Give me ALL the candy.